Books. I love books, never once have I sat down with a book and had it insult or criticise me in the time we spent together; nor do they make me feel bad (unless it’s the Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, in which case I spent two days feeling painfully autistic). They don’t let me down or push me away, they seldom hurt me or mess me around; they never call me a bad friend or a bad person and they never stop me escaping or running away if I want to and they never cease to pleasantly surprise and irritate me. Books are difficult, they are frustrating; they can move me to tears and to laughter. They can make me think of her, whoever ‘she’ may be, and they can take me somewhere else when I need it; they can bring me together with people or make sure I don’t see anyone for months on end. They’ve gotten me here without incident, for the most part, and have always reminded me of what’s important. Wodehouse taught me manners and Tolkien taught me to see the world, Murakami taught me to dream and Suskind qualified me to sense; Wilde taught me to speak and Kipling helped me find that voice when it deserted me; Adams trained me to laugh and Waugh showed me how to be candid- and McCarthy truly showed me the importance of punctuation. Books are, undeniably, my life. Now, if only I could write one myself.